A gentleman never offends unintentionally

So I was talking to a friend of mine this afternoon and I mentioned that I hadn't received any e-mail in about a week.

He says to me, "Maybe you offended everybody."

Hmmm. I suppose its possible, but I doubt it. There certainly are people who would be offended by some of the things I write, but to the best of my knowledge I don't have any creationist right-wing christian-conservative gay-bashing war-loving Bush-love-fest Phyllis Schafly is the hottest thing on two legs type friends, so I think I'm safe.

Nice try though.